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I am Robin and I love cats and peanut butter. I am obsessed with the news so expect a lot of random news stories. My life basically consists of school, work, friends, and my newest addition, being a member of ΚΔΦ N.A.S.!
How in the…?!?!
Usually I like body mods, but this actually grosses me out.
(Source: lefthandedjanice, via phantasmagoria46)
A little after 1 a.m.
I cannot seem to stay asleep lately. The last time I remember staying asleep all night was almost two and a half years ago. Usually I wake up once or twice a night, but the frequency is increasing rapidly. I just want to stay asleep. It is like there is an itch I cannot scratch. I do not understand. I woke up at 7 a.m. and stayed busy and awake until about 11:15 p.m. and now I am WIDE AWAKE. All of this is not okay.
My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh my god
| I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now. |
| When chemists die, they barium. |
| Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. |
| I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. |
| I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. |
| This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore. |
| I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. |
| I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. |
| They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O. |
| We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz. |
| Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils? |
| Broken pencils are pointless. |
| I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. |
| What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. |
| I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. |
| All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on. |
| I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. |
| Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes. |
| A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. |
| The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault. |
| Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too. |
